I forget what 8 was for Ornament

If you know, you know. This Gen X ornament is a sly wink to the Violent Femmes and the soundtrack of a generation that grew up making mixtapes and yelling lyrics in the car. Nostalgic, hilarious, and just the right amount of snark—basically, peak Gen X.

Engraved wood keeps it lightweight and sturdy, ready to outlast every holiday playlist from “Blister in the Sun” to Mariah Carey on repeat. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer, music lover’s gift, or quirky ornament for the Gen Xer who still remembers life before Wi-Fi.

At 3.75" across, each one is handmade and ready to hang with a big ol’ retro wink. Think of it as your tree’s ultimate throwback jam.