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I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey ornament hanging in front of blurred bow background
I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey ornament held in a woman's hand.
I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey ornament close up
I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey ornament hanging in front of blurred tree background

Thick and Sprucey Ornament

$11.95 $0.00

All about that bass? More like all about that spruce. This “Thick and Sprucey” ornament is peak ’90s humor—retro, cheeky, and just the right amount of extra for your holiday tree.

Laser-cut from acrylic and engraved with crisp detail, it’s lightweight, sturdy, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Perfect as a quirky stocking stuffer, an adult humor ornament, or the ultimate wink for your favorite Gen Xer who still knows all the lyrics.

At 3.75" tall, each piece is handmade and ready to hang. Consider it your tree’s throwback jam—funny, bold, and unapologetically sprucey.

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Lisa Olsen

Super cute and such a fun ornament! I got one for me and my SIL. I do wish the lettering color vs the green tree had a bit more contrast, it’s a little hard to read at some angles. The ones I received don’t have silver letters as in the pic. I still love it though!

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